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Hey there girl friend we have to have a long talk. Please sit down and have a nice tea and chit chat about what is going on with you, you know woman to woman. Now I know what it is like to be a woman and sometimes we get a bit cranky, I know we has human beings are not really being nice to you either but sometimes to forgive is a good thing and not take it out on the ones that have been really good. You know the ones that do recyle and have Electric cars and try their best to not waste things we really do deserve to start having some really nice weather now and some of us really thinking about what kind of flowers to plant and what they are going to grow in their vegetable patches. Oh I know how Old man Winter too can drive you crazy just like mine does at times but sometimes we just have to look the other way on the small things and just you know get on with it. I mean him sending up his brother the nasty Colorado low up here is not really nice especially, when you have already melted half the snow on the ground and it was drying up. The poor robins where thinking what the fuck was that? So girlfriend would you mind just you know give us good human beings a much needed break from your man's rath and let us have our much needed Spring so we us Witch's can wake up from our long winter nap, well those of us who are ready to blossom again and restart our own journeys? I know you have your reasons for being mad and such but also could you spare the flooding in some areas and warm us up so the ground could open up and take the water fast back down? So anyway that is just my opinion on things at the moment but if you ever need to talk woman to woman on things please just come by and we will talk again. We are both old women and well we sometimes still need to pull each other up when it is needed even with our own old wisdom.

Thanks